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Saved! (Re-Review Edition)


Reflections on a second viewing of the film, by Jason.

Starring:  Mandy Moore, Patrick Fugit, Jena Malone ,Macullay Culkin
Directed by: Brian Dannelly
Rated: PG-13 for strong thematic issues involving teens – sexual content, pregnancy, smoking and language
IMDB Link

BoxOfficeBoredom.com Original Review (September 2004): Click Here

As I had the chance to re-watch the film Saved! over the weekend, I realized that I had some things to say about the film that perhaps my original review from way back in 2004 didn’t quite outline well enough.  Upon reading my original words, I still stand firm on the final grade I gave the film and the story of Tom is sadly enough still very true.   It’s sad, but I think the story of the Toms and Hillary Fayes of the world exist more than Christians like to believe.   The Hillary Fayes of the  world have the best of intentions, but sometimes they approach it from the wrong angle and that causes distance between them and the people they are trying to effect.

As I journeyed through the film again, I re-experienced something that I know I caught the first time, but didn’t quite vocalize.  This heavy satirical film can easily be seen as mocking to someone who is a Christ follower, and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to count the ways that it does so.  The film is filled full of stereotyped, over blown, radical Christian overtones and the film loves to point out the flaws in the characters thinking.  However, instead of declaring the film to be the work of satan and calling it blasphemy, I actually encourage quite the opposite viewpoint to a Christian, embrace the film.

At no point in Saved! does the film actually tell you that a belief in God is a bad thing.  In fact, our main character begins and ends as a God fearing Christ follower.  The film chronicles her journey as she questions the things she has always taken for granted, and how believers actually live the words the preach.  She begins to realize not that her faith is that which is wrong, but instead that the people she thought were some of the “best Christians” can still be hypocritical, and still be sinners.    The film does satirically point this out by poking fun at the hardcore, fundamental Christian who wants to live to serve the Lord, but at the same time- if you look for the message-you can find the film doesn’t condemn them for their beliefs; it doesn’t shame them for their wrong doings but instead shows them each the error in their ways as the plot unfolds.  In fact, every character comes to terms with their hypocrises and sins and coincidentally is shown compassion and forgiveness from others around them.

It’s so easy to be a naysayer and take the film at face value and not think about it.  Sure, in no time you’ll havethisfilm chalked up as a film that says God followers have adulterous pastors, rampant pre-marital sex, and believers that lie, cheat, steal and break about every commandment one could think of as they continue their quest for Christ.  But instead, I challenge you to look deeper.  I challenge you to see how this film uses these people, these scenarios to make you question- “Am I a Hillary Faye?  Am I a Pastor Skip?”

The message is not that Christians are wrong, but instead that just like everyone else, we are still sinners.  We’re not perfect, and never will be.  Everyone has their demons, there is no such thing as a sinless human being in this world.    Saved! challenges you as a Christian to look at yourself and ask, are you hiding behind a “cloak of God?”  Are you trying to pridefully show your beliefs off to others, and in the process perhaps saying, or doing wrong things and justifying it in the name of the Lord?   Are you trying so hard to be a good Christian that you forgot what being a Christian is all about in the first place?

If you read my original review of the film, I relate the actions of Hillary Faye to a real life person that I know of by the name of Tom.  Tom probably never read that review and will never see this one- which is fine because my goal never was to make a mockery of him, but instead use his tale as a cautionary tale to others.  If my review(s) of Saved! make one person change their actions then maybe I’ve suceeded.  If I’ve convinced one person to watch Saved! and give it a chance, maybe I have suceeded.

One of my favorite lines from Saved! is when Hillary Faye is trying to “re-save” Jena Malone’s character and she chucks a Bible at her screaming, “I am filled with Christ’s love!  You are just jealous of my success in the Lord!”  Malone’s character, whirls around, plucks up the Bible and says, “This is not a weapon!  You idiot.”  I think that is one of  two defining lines in the film.  Malone’s character says aloud what a Christian knows, but sometimes forgets- it’s the same thing Tom forgot back in 2001.  The Bible is not a weapon, it’s a spiritual tool.  You can use a screwdriver as a weapon no doubt, but that’s not its intended purpose.  The Bible is much the same way.  It’s a tool, but too many times people view it or even use it as a weapon.  In many a way, the film Saved! can be similarly categorized.  Sure, it’s not THE BIBLE, but it can be used as a tool- a reflexive look at our own hypocrisies, or who knows maybe even a way to start up a difficult conversation about beliefs with a friend.

I usually don’t use this site as any sort of way to push my own religious beliefs or agendas.  However, I felt some what compelled to comment on this film from my own religious perspective because I think too many Christians have dismissed this film as being blasphemous.  Of course a non-believer will find things to mock if that is what they are looking for, but I think a believer can find a message of redemption, forgiveness and acceptance in this film if they take the time to look on it.

If you haven’t had the opportunity to be Saved!, check the film out. Believer or not, I think you’ll be glad you did. I know I still am!

A Movie Geek’s Top 5 Flick Suggestions

Over the course of the last month, I set out on a small little side project along that kept getting side railed for many a different reason. As a film geek, one of the things I love doing is introducing someone to a new film that they have never heard of. Trying to narrow my wall of DVD’s to just 5 titles was unbearably hard to do, and so my quest branched out.

I began asking the help of some other fellow movie geeks, some of them being people who have written for the site in the past, and some other movie bloggers and movie reviewers that share that same passion for film that I do. What I found came as no surprise, their lives are just as busy as mine and  their top 5 suggestions didn’t line up with mine either.  It took a few weeks to get responses back, and well I could still be waiting if I waited for everyone who said they were working on the list, but alas it’s time to post this thing!    And so today, I share with you a collection of “Top 5 Favorite Flicks to Suggest to Friends” from various movie geeks like myself, with the hope that it may introduce you to a title you’ve never seen and perhaps another movie blog that you can begin to read as well!

Top 5 list #1: Jason

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  1. Layer Cake: An indie crime film staring Daniel Craig that helped propel Craig into the role of James Bond in Casino Royale, Layer Cake is a modern day gangster thriller I love to loan out.
  2. Poolhall Junkies: Mars Callahan’s billiard tale is based off of the pool hall classic, The Hustler and mixed with a hint of Rounders  but this little film has the heart of a lion. features Christopher Walken and is a lot of fun.
  3. Suicide Kings: Peter O’Fallon’s film debut is this sleek, comedy-thriller about a group of desparate friends who kidnap a mob boss in hope to use his contacts to find a friends kidnapped sister.  With a great cast and a tale that twists and turns at every corner, Suicide Kings is one the first films I toss at friends.
  4. Tigerland: If you’ve ever wondered what propelled Colin Farrell’s career look no further than this military flick set in the backdrop of Vietnam.  This film gives Farrell the perfect canvas to show that he’s a force to reckoned with.
  5. A Wedding For Bella: (Theatrically released as: The Bread My Sweet):  Yup, I suggest a film starring Scott Baio.  This heartfelt indie romance about a pastry chef  who tries to make his surrogate mother’s dreams come true will have you teary eyed in no time if you give it a chance.

Top 5 List #2: Mark  aka “Wolfie”

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  1. Rushmore : One of my all time favorite movies.
  2. Real Genius: Pound for pound, Val Kilmer’s finest movie
  3. Old Boy:  See it. No explanation needed.
  4. Timecrimes: Not a perfect time travel movie, but pretty close.
  5. Monster Squad : What Gobots is to Transformers, Monster Squad is to Goonies. And because I have to constantly explain Wolf Gnards.

Top 5 List #3:  Nickki

Hey Look Behind You!  www.heylookbehindyou.com

  1. Curdled: Everyone has a favorite movie where they can completely identify with the main character. Curdled is that movie for me.  Gabriella is completely fascinated with death, murder, serial killers, etc. I am not as extreme as her but I can completely relate to her child-like wonder and gruesome curiosity. I like to introduce this movie to my friends because I love how connected I feel to Gabriella and I think the dark humor is something they will enjoy.
  2. The Wicker Man: The Wicker Man is one of those movies that seem to pop on AMC or some other channel around Halloween yet I never thought to watch it. Luckily that changed about 3 years ago.  The thing that I absolutely love about this film is the conflicting passions between Sergeant Howie and the townspeople of Summerisle.   Howie’s determined to find a missing girl on the island while battling all the crazy sexy temptations flaunted in front of him.  I love how Howie remains his uptight, virginy self though it becomes his down fall. The end is a show down between not good and evil but against who has the stronger beliefs. Howie believes that God is awesome and the townspeople believe that paganism is the way to go.  I suggest this to people because it’s amazingly brilliant
  3. Freaks: Tod Browning’s view on the world of carnivals and freaks opened the door to a lot of controversy.   Not only do I think it’s awesome that a lot of real “freaks” were used in this film but I love the dramatic family-like comradery the group embodies when one of their own is threatened.   This film is truly stunning so I recommend that everyone see it.
  4. Let the Right One In: Forget Twilight and it’s sparkly pented up teens. Here is a story about two kids, one vampire, one not, who embrace their child-like innocence and fall in love.  The connection between the two kids is both adorable and compelling. This is my absolute favorite vampire movie so I’m always recommending it to people.
  5. Getting Lucky: This crazy, retarded movie is about a nerdy kid who finds an alcoholic Leprechaun in a beer bottle. The kid wants to hook up with a hot cheerleader and the Leprechaun Lucky, attempts to help with half-ass wishes.  I like to recommend this to friends because it’s so off the wall and crazy that there’s no way one can’t enjoy it. Plus, it has a giant inflatable-like vagina in it. Enough said.

Top 5 List #4:  The Mike

From Midnight With Love  www.frommidnight.blogspot.com

  1. The Spanish Prisoner : David Mamet’s thriller about a wrongly accused traveling businessman plays like Hitchcock light. It’s a smart mystery that’s perfectly executed.
  2. Ed Wood: People love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but people forget to list Ed Wood among their best work. Plus, it might be the best movie about the movies out there.
  3. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang : The most overlooked movie of the past decade is this foul-mouthed action comedy starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Val Kilmer. More fun than should be had in one movie.
  4. To Be or Not to Be: Classic Hollywood’s romantic comedies always make me smile, and this one’s war-time setting makes it still feel relevant. If you haven’t seen a Carole Lombard film, you haven’t lived.
  5. Lantana : My favorite drama of the past decade. Anthony LaPaglia gives a fantastic performance as a detective trying to balance a mysterious investigation and his failing marriage.

Top 5 List #5: Trevor Sodersterstrum

Trevor’s movie reviews appear weekly in various publications in the U.S.  The website listed below is a local paper to my area that gives movie geeks a window into the world of Trevor’s movie essays…

http://www.toonsames.com/trevor_archives.htm

  1. Bob Roberts: a conservative folk singing politician, who cannot like that.
  2. Wit: Best tv movie since Spielberg. Emma Thompson is magic as an English prof who is dying.
  3. Robin and Marian: Best Robin Hood tale ever made. Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn, what more could someone ask.
  4. Twin Falls, Idaho: The beginning of the magic of the Polish brothers.
  5. Oldboy: The best comic book movie ever.

Top 5 List #6:  Michael

www.BoxOfficeBoredom.com

**We couldn’t make a movie list without seeking out former staff writer Michael.  Once we cornered him, we were surprised to see he didn’t suggest The 400 Blows for all 5 titles.  Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you the return of Michael!

  1. Oasis: A love story from Korea that takes an extremely ugly situation and makes something beautiful out of it. I don’t know if it could ever be filmed as is in the States, although I’d love to see someone with the balls to try. I recommend it to anyone who loves a good, familiar love story, but in the mood for something different. Very different.
  2. Ikiru:One of the finest movies ever made…there has never been a better film about mortality, very simply about a man who is told he only has a small time to live. What happens from there would be criminal to ruin. It’s the rare film that makes you think AND feel at the same time. I recommend it to anyone who loves a great story greatly told.
  3. Cleo from 5 to 7:  Another film about mortality but a much more intensely personal journey than Ikiru, the film chronicles an hour and half in the life of Cleo as she awaits a potential cancer diagnosis. Powerful and poignant, it’s one of the true gems of world cinema.
  4. Virgin Spring:  This isn’t technically a horror film although it might as well be. An enormously powerful film about evil and forgiveness, inspired by a Swedish ballad, and serves as the underlying basis for the two Last House on the Left films.
  5. Jesus Camp:  This is another truly scary film, although an infinitely sad one. I recommend it to anyone remotely interested in religious conversion experiences; a horrifying yet fascinating documentary about children and religious fanaticism.

Unthinkable

A Review by Jason
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Carrie Anne Moss, Brandon Routh
Directed by: Gregor Jordan
Rated: R
Movie Released: 2010
IMDB Link

As season 8 of 24 wound down on Fox, the high octane show shot in real time had 8 seasons of silly twists and turns, nuclear bombs, crazed terror plots, government cover ups and rogue agents. The one constant of course was none other than Kiefer Sutherland’s character, Jack Bauer. 24 thrived on tapping into the theory: “To stop a weapon that has no cure…you need a man who knows no limits.” Jack Bauer was always that man. Forget cutting through the red tape of the American justice system, when a hacksaw, a faulty lamp cord and a spray bottle of water can get the job done- or at least that’s how Bauer would look at it. Always pushing the envelope and questioning enhanced interrogation techniques, at least in 24 land, America needed the Jack Bauers of the world, whether we wanted to admit to it or not.

As I was sharing my sadness that 24 had wound down (although I will admit it was a bitter sweet event), one of my co-workers suggested that I check out a film called Unthinkable to help fill in the void. Described to me as Samuel L. Jackson playing Jack Bauer, (and a trailer that hints at it as well) I was a bit intrigued and picked up a copy. The film starts off with a man claiming that he has set 3 nuclear weapons to go off in 3 major cities in three days as a way to declare jihad on America. With the FBI and the military scrambling to find the bombs, they turn to the one man that is not afraid to do the unthinkable to get answers, a black ops interrogator played by Samuel L. Jackson.

Known as ‘H’ by the military, real name Henry Harold Humphries or (Hunter Hearst Helmsley as The Mike and I began to call him), ‘H’ mysterious past gives him hints of Jack Bauer as my co-worker describes but the twisted nature of Jigsaw from the Saw franchise as well.  When agents are offering the alleged terrorist a cup of tea and pleading with him to give up the location of the bombs, H steps in with a different approach that involves a hatchet.  When hatcheting off fingers doesn’t suffice, he’s not afraid to up the ante, dabbling in electroshock therapy, water boarding, and some dental work courtesy of a Dremel tool.  The point is, unlike Jack Bauer, H seems to take some sick pleasure in what he does.  His job is to break someone, to produce answers in controlled environment- all with a calm smile and a lab coat.

The flick keeps us pretty well locked inside an old high school gymnasium that the government has set up as a hidden bunker for interrogations, and doesn’t stray far from it for an action sequences aside from a few key moments.  The film is low on gun play, chasing down terrorists and bad guys and instead focuses on the race against the clock that H faces.   Opposite of Jackson we have Carrie Anne Moss (The Matrix) playing a FBI field agent who is less than impressed with H’s interrogation tactics.  This of course spawns the 2 hour back and forth moral dilemma about the effectiveness of enhanced interrogation techniques, and of course is it OK to torture one man who intends on harming millions if you can prevent the loss of innocent lives?  This obvious side story plays out like a broken record.  As a viewer there are many a things that H is willing to do that you know crosses lines,  but Moss’s character quickly becomes irritating enough that you don’t really want to side with her either, no matter how much of a human rights activist you are.

Perhaps one of the most interesting things about Unthinkable is the psychological aspect of the film that is drummed up through out it’s run time.  As the clock ticks away toward a nuclear apocalypse, the film almost becomes a race to see who will break first, H or the terrorist.  Despite his best efforts, H is getting no where, and knows that the path he must continue down will make him do things that are unthinkable, and perhaps even despicable acts.  At the same time, the alleged terrorist who has held out despite it all is too playing a mind game, and betting that H can’t rev things up another level.  This twisted mind game is rather interesting to watch unfold.

Perhaps where Unthinkable really lost its steam was in its conclusion.  H makes his final stand and announces that he will do something  that no man should ever do or be witness to and does it with a speech that only Samuel L. Jackson can deliver.  No matter what your thoughts are on his actions, the film just putters out slowly and ends on a bit of a cliff hanger note, leaving you as a viewer slightly unsatisfied.  You leave not sure the good guys have won, but the bad guys don’t exactly win either.  Then again, perhaps that’s the point of Unthinkable- no one wins in this type of situation.

When it comes down to it, I’d prefer to believe that if a Jack Bauer exists in the world, he’s roaming the streets, tracking down leads (that most likely wind up dead) and protecting the innocent with a gun and a badge, only resorting to electroshock therapy via lamp cord on the fly when all other avenues have been attempted.  Unthinkable mixed in a bit  too much Jigswaw, Hostile or other torture crazed psycho in with my Bauer and that’s a mixed drink that just doesn’t set quite right.   As far as Unthinkable as a film goes, I found enjoyment in it.  It’s a slow build, slow burn film that builds to what could be a very climactic conclusion.  It’s just too bad the most “unthinkable” thing about this movie was it’s conclusion.

Final Grade:

Mongolian Death Worm

A Review by Nate Grenbeck

Starring: Sean Patrick Flannery

Directed by: Steven R. Monroe
Rated: well it’s ok for TV….PG-13?
Movie Released: 2010
IMDB Link

I had the great honor to join Jason and The Mike in a movie night on Wednesday evening, and while some will say I drew the short straw, I promised to produce a review for a movie so epic and so mind blowing that only the makers of Sci Fi Original Movies could contain its plot.  Titled Mongolian Death Worm, this made for television movie had about as much sense as a drunk, schizophrenic toddler as it staggered through its 2 hour run time.  Of course, by no means am I, Nate Grenbeck nor any of the other writers of BoxOfficeBoredom.com endorsing the support of giving alcohol to minors, especially a schizophrenic toddler, but you can imagine what it would be like if someone did right?  The people at Sci Fi actually gave the drunken toddler a video camera and a special effects crew that had advance training on computer programs that were slightly more advanced than Microsoft paint and turned them loose with a $75 budget and a deadline.  The end result of this strange social experiment became what we know as Mongolian Death Worm.

Using the star power of Sean Patrick Flannery (you know, one of the brothers from The Boondock Saints) , and well, that’s about it for star power Mongolian Death Worm prods forward like a bad rip off  based on 1990’s Tremors.   Flannery plays Daniel, a broke, con-man treasure hunter looking for Genghis Kahn’s tomb who agrees to help his friend, a local sheriff , that while watching we lovingly named Chung Norris, transport two American medical doctors trapped alongside the road to a small impoverished village in need of medicine and supplies.  Anyhow, Sheriff Chung Norris (named for this because of his Western attire and ability to deliver lines with the grace of Chuck Norris) and Daniel soon find that there are large Mongolian Death Worms that have been awakened from their underground slumber by an American Oil company doing experimental drilling in the area.  These giant death worms are rumored to be the protector of Kahn’s legendary tomb, but also plan on feasting on anyone and anything that get in their path.

Plot wise, that sums us up for Mongolian Death Worm.  I’m not sure it makes sense, but you just have to go with it and move on.  As an evil conservative who would consider wearing the T-Shirt that’s pictured to the right, even I started to have second thoughts on oil exploration after watching Mongolian Death Worm.  After all, in May we began the process that soon became the biggest man made natural disaster in history thanks to experimental oil drilling, and now I am being told that we might awaken giant Mongolian Death Worms that will swallow contributing members of society?  I think we need to put the brakes on here!  I’d prefer to let the death worms slumber, besides can’t we power our cars on garbage and a flux capacitor yet?  C’mon General Motors!  Use that bail out money for flux capacitor research!

Anyhow, if you haven’t been able to tell yet I’m avoiding writing a lot of substance about Mongolian Death Worm because there isn’t a lot of substance to talk about.   Sean Patrick Flannery is terrible in the film, and somehow manages to channel the acting prowess 90’s Luke Perry and Donnie Wahlberg (note: We said DONNIE, not Marky Mark) all through the usage of a v-neck Hanes white T shirt and a pair of aviator sunglasses.  Somehow, sunglasses on means Luke Perry, sunglasses off means Donnie Wahlberg.  Don’t question it, it just is.  As noted above, Chung Norris makes the movie fun, because his western get up makes him seem out of place.  The film also stars an appearance by Ernie Reyes Jr., you know that kung fu fighting, pizza delivering kid from the Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze.  I was always wondering what Keno was up to these days; I was saddened to find out it was staring in Mongolian Death Worm and not playing celebrity poker on late night home shopping network with Ross from Friends (that’s his name dammit!- It’s not David Schwimm…) and Rufio from Hook.

Aside from a few good laughs such as the manual shut down that involved simultaneously turning 3 wheels left (in which they turned right and only did 2 of them) and then changing the direction to “counter clockwise” because the man told them the left and almost caused an explosion (Counterclockwise=left mind you), horrible CG death worms swallowing people whole in uneventful manors, and Chung Norris, Mongolian Death Worm has nothing going for it.  And I mean NOTHING going for it, not even for a Sci Fi original movie.

Sorry Mongolian Death Worms, but you should stay burried, and take your crappy film with you!

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