Archive for November, 2005

The Ice Harvest

A Film Review By The Mike

Starring: John Cusack, Olive Platt, Billy Bob Thorton 
Directed By: Harold Ramis 
Rated: R for Violence and Lanaugage and Other Evil things like that 

Final Grade: 

Box Office Bullet Points: The Movie In A Nutshell

*Oliver Platt is hilarious. The middle section of the film that focuses mainly on him and Cusack is comedy gold….

*That whole section doesn’t really fit with the rest of the film, which is a darker morality tale. There are some really great moments and plot turns, but the fact that we’re supposed to find this a comedy makes it feel awkward.

*The movie is put together really well, and uses the Kansas scenery well to fit the characters’ motives. Harold Ramis has never been a very good visual director, so I was definitely surprised by the arty look of this one.

*Connie Nielsen does femme fatale with flair.

*Randy Quaid does mobster well in his one scene, though it’s hard not to see him as the Uncle from the Vacation films.

*Billy Bob is wasted, he doesn’t do much at all. Cusack is just Cusack, but does it well.

The Verdict:
Not really sure what to make of this one. It’s partially a good comedy, partially a good noir-ish mystery, but the parts don’t really add up. I can’t say I disliked the film, but I can’t really recommend it as a whole either… 

Rent

A Film Review By Michael Haley

Starring: Anthony Rapp, Adam Pascal, Rosario Dawson, Idina Menzel, Taye Diggs, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Tracie Thoms
Directed By: Chris Columbus
Rated: PG-13 for some strong language, sexual innuendos and themes, general irreverence.

Final Grade:

Box Office Bullet Points: The Movie In A Nutshell

*This left Movies 12 fairly quickly, so this is for those who are deciding whether or not to see it at the mall or rent it when it comes out on DVD.

*Generally speaking, it’s a lot like the Broadway show, with a few song trims/deletions, some plot points being rearranged, etc. Purists will complain that too much was changed, but in my opinion, criticizing the film’s deviation from the stage show is analogous to criticizing a man on the basis that he is not as similar to his brother as he should be. Therefore, I’ll leave the adaptation debate for another time, another place, another day..

*Rosario Dawson is looking really good in this role. Really good.

*Excellent songs (I should hope so, since 80% of the film is sung). In particular, La Vie Bohemme, I’ll Cover You, and Light My Candle are fantastic, and Take Me or Leave Me is a tour de force from Joanne’s replacement for the film played by Tracie Thoms.

*Maureen’s “protest” piece, disguised as the song “Jump Over the Moon” is excruciatingly bad. Basically bad performance art (didn’t know such a thing existed) that, through really awful poetry, purports to say more than it does and believes itself to be very hip by doing so. This is an excellent time to go the bathroom.

*Angel is a terrific character. Benny’s transition to screen doesn’t give him a heck of lot to work with.

*The ordering of the plot makes a second viewing (for those who had not seen the stage musical) necessary to understand what the hell Angel is singing about in “Today for You, Tomorrow for Me.”

*Ironic that in filming a film with singing transvestites, Chris Columbus may have made his manliest film yet

As a film in relation to other musicals, there’s nothing that really separates Rent from anything else apart from its willingness (albeit a willingness I’m delighted with!) to incorporate homosexuals, transvestites, drug addiction and AIDS as worthy characters/dilemmas worth singing about. However, there is just something about it that I have not been able to get out of my head since I saw the musical four years ago, and the film just recently four times over. It’s a really exhilarating piece of work, sung passionately, told with conviction, and I find myself getting emotionally involved with the characters every time (even though none of them are really any good at what they either do or wish to before they die). Plus, I just gotta love any musical that includes a shout out to Langston Hughes and Antonioni in the same song.

As a musical, it’s a good film. This is by no means a replacement for the experience of the musical on stage, but it is a fine companion all the same. Flawed—maybe. For every single human being on this planet—no. But whatever. As a personal experience, its one of my favorites I’ve had in quite some time, and judging from friends, co-workers (for Kloppy the whole Rent saga is borderline gospel) and others on the Net, this is one that will sing to its audience for quite some time.

The Verdict:
In nine words: Good enough movie for most, truly special for some

Walk the Line

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon
Directed By: James Mangold
Rated: PG13 for Violence and Lanaugage and Other Evil things like that

Final Grade: <

Box Office Bullet Points: The Movie In A Nutshell

*Joaquin Phoenix does all his own stunts!

*Reese Witherspoon is adorable! I know this because I have eyes and because the girl in the row behind me pointed this out to her boyfriend every 10 seconds

*Soon we will all have to deal with the invasion of the Jonny Cash Posers!

*I think I’ve seen this film before….

Phoenix has found a way to bring the late Johnny cash back to life in his new film “Walk the Line.” Phoenix is outstanding as Cash, he looks the part, and even sounds like the music legend. What makes things even more suprising, Phoenix sings every one of the songs in the film, no lip syncing! Maybe Ashley Simpson could take a lesson or two from Phoenix.

The soundtrack and the powerful performance by Phoenix is what makes this film worth the view! Like last year’s biopic sensation chronicling the life of the late Ray Charles, this film will also reinvent the music of Johhny Cash for a whole new generation.

What I found to be the most annoying thing about this film is that I felt I had seen this film before. Now of course I can’t blame Johnny Cash and Ray Charles for living similar lives, but the film is set during the same era and deals with similar issues. Cas, like Charles, is learning to cope with an childhood accident that took the life of his brother and the pressures of a high profile career leads him into a battle with drugs and depression. His life on the road brings about troubles on the home front as well. The similarities between the two music stars is actually pretty amazing.

While Phoenix and Witherspoon were wonderfully cast, I was sad to see that they made possibly one of the worst casting choices I had ever seen. Director James Mangold chose actor Tyler Hilton, a virtual No body to play a small role as Rock and Roll legend, Elvis Presley. Now I know the role of Presley was small, but he didn’t look the part at all. It was only after someone actually called him Elvis that I actually figured out just who in the world he was supposed to be. There are probably 500,000 more people in the world better suited to play the role. Why did the director choose a two-bit TV actor that only resembles the king of rock and roll if you’re tripping on acid, I will never know.
The Verdict:
Great Music and Powerful performances make this a must see for the year. Phoenix and Witherspoon will draw some great Oscar Buzz for this flick. Although they are both very different and yet similar films chronicling the lives of two music legends, I can easily say I liked Hackford’s presentation of Ray Charles better than I liked Mangold’s presentation of Cash’s life.

Derailed

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Clive Owen
Directed By: Mikael Hafsrom
Rated: PG13 for Violence and Lanaugage and Other Evil things like that

Final Grade:

Box Office Bullet Points: The Movie In A Nutshell

*Pretty Predictable, If you think about it hard enough, you’ll figure it out before the ending comes about

*Clive Owen is so good at being the character you should hate yet you secretly enjoy

*Why is it the Clive Owen Looks So Cool with a gun?

I wanted to enjoy Derailed far more than I actually did. The story was interesting enough that it kept me going for a few hours, but I never want to see it again. The film was slow starting, and took forever to actually go anywhere. Once it did go somewhere I felt cheated by the ending. It was something I predicted at the beginning of the film but quickly dismissed. Cinematically this film is a mess. It tries to be too arty for it’s own good. The gritty camera shots and oddball supporting characters were more distracting to me than entertaining.

Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston make this movie bearable. They compliment themselves marvelously, but Owen steals the scene every time he is on the screen. Clive Owen is quickly rising as an outstanding actor, and while I admit I was wishing he would have been the next James Bond, I’m excited to see what he can do now that he has turned the super spy role down. He plays the role of the family man in crisis quite well in this over all mediocre role, and was marvelous last year in “Closer.” So one can only imagine what great films the future has in store for him.

The Verdict:
Derailed isn’t really that great. It’s mildly enterataining, but will be quickly forgotten hours later. I’d suggest it as a rental if you’re really bored, but only because of the acting talents of Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston. Save Your bucks and stay out of the theaters for this one. You’ll be glad you did.

Jarhead

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Peter Sarsgaard
Directed By: Sam Mendes
Rated: R for pervasive language, some violent images and strong sexual content

Final Grade:

Box Office Bullet Points: The Movie In A Nutshell

*Director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition) has never let me down yet!

*Is this supposed to make me feel patriotic? I’m not sure!

*Acting is outstanding and wonderfully compliments Mendes’ vision

*Semed a bit lenghty for a 2 hour film

Mendes scores again with Jarhead! This film looks great and is filled with many of the great “far off into the distance” slightly out of focus horrizon shots I’ve come to love Mendes for. Mendes does a great job of giving us an outstanding job when it comes to making this gritty script about Operation Dessert Storm into a major motion picture. Cinematically this film is a true beauty to watch and enjoy. Especially some great sequences involving the oil field fires.

Acting though is what makes this film great. Jake Gyllenhaal brings forth an outstanding performance that normally would scream Oscar nominations, but rumor has it he will blow us all away with his performance in Brokeback Mountain later this year. As always a great performance as well by Jamie Foxx and the always fun to watch, Peter Sarsgaard. While Sarsgaard’s name may not be a houshold name, and may never carry a film as a lead, he is definitely one of the better supporting characters in the business.

The Verdict:
Mendes scores again with this visually outstanding and well acted film. Any fan of Mendes’s previous works will find enjoyment in Jarhead as well. With a solid cast, and a story that hits close to home during this time period in America, Jarhead should prove to be an entertaining theater experience. It is a little heavy when it comes to subject matter, but a cinematic gem none the less!

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