Half Past Dead

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Rating:Rated PG-13 for pervasive action violence, language and some sexual content 
Starring: Steven Segal, Morris Chestnut 
Directed By:Don Michael Paul 

Final Grade: 

THIS JUST IN FROM THE MOVIE JOURNAL OF DUH:

Half Past Dead Is NOT a good movie. For years Steven Segal has churned out crap, crap and more crap. But yet he draws people to the theaters. I will never understand it. I honestly cannot stand the man, and think of him kind of like a Jean Claude Van Damme that will not go away. I honestly didn’t watch Half Past Deadbut rumor has it that the man who tried to preview it the night before opening weekend, nearly didn’t make it out alive. I didn’t want to take my chances. Sorry guys no review on this one. Just far too busy….

It was later brought to my attention that our other critic Michael was nice enough to sit through this painful film. His review can be summed up with the following statement. Stuff Go Boom. People die. Segal wins. I wanted to walk out. The end. I think that pretty much says what I thought of it before even going…

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