Archive for February, 2002

Dragonfly

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Kevin Costner, Kathy Bates
Directed By: Tom Shadyac
Rated: Rated PG-13 for thematic material and mild sensuality.

Final Grade:

So, I saw Dragonfly on opening weekend, and I never actually got around to writing a review for the site. So finally I get around to writing a review for what I thought was an excellent movie. I then got to read the Toons guy’s review and he said about what all the other critics said. It was horrible. Well fine all of you! Be that way, I happened to enjoy it.

Kevin Costner plays the role of a doctor, whose wife is killed while visiting another country. Costner tries to bury himself in his work, until he begins to think his wife is trying to communicate with him from beyond the grave. Eventually, after a strange set of happenings, Costner decides he must find out if his wife really is contacting him, or if he is just merely going insane.

The best way to describe this movie is a cross between the 6th Sense, What Lies Beneath and the Mothman Prophecies. Had the movie come out around the same time, it would have been a lot better film. However, in a world of people that are obsessed for years after by one silly fight scene in the matrix, but can’t for the life of them enjoy another flick like the 6th sense, Dragonfly just doesn’t make the final cut. If you get the chance to check it out, give it a try. Sure it may seem like Costner attempting to rip off previous movies, but then again what else are you going to do? I’d hate to think of you sitting at home on another dateless Friday night like Trevor dreaming of another Keanu Reeves gunfight.

Collateral Damage

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Directed By: Andrew Davis
Rated: Rated R for violence and some language

Final Grade:

When firefighter Gordon Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) loses his family due to a bombing that he witnessed he decides to try and bring the terrorist responsible, a man by the name of Claudio “The Wolf” Perrini to justice. However when the law tells him it is out of their hands, and Brewer feels that the proceedings are going to slow, he decides to take matters into his own hands. His journey takes him into the Colombian jungles and into a ring of terrorism and danger that he could never imagine. Haunted by the death of his family, Brewer vows that nothing will stop him to bringing his family’s killers to justice. This is just another standard role for Arnold, just this time fighting Colombian Terrorists. All the way through you hope and pray to see the Schwatrzenegger from the past, and relive moments of Predator or Total Recall or even Terminator, yet somehow you never see him as much more than Jingle all the Way or Last Action Hero Schwartzenegger. If that doesn’t make sense to you, I’m trying to say its becoming fairly obvious that He is an old man that is on a downward spiral yet still trying to crank out action movies that are plotless and something that should not be produced. I will say however, it was not bad, possibly because I watched it directly after Rollerball, but I would go as far as saying it was worth watching. The strange plot twist in the end put a little more excitement into the whole film and makes you actually appreciate it a little more. And if all of that isn’t good enough for you, you get to see one of those famous Schwartzenegger out running a fireball scenes in a way that only he could do. So check it out if you’ve got a love for Schwartzenegger, there can’t be very many more movies where he outruns fireballs; soon he will be out wheeling them in his wheel chair. If you’re not a big Arnold fan just accept it as a movie and leave it off you list of things that you desperately have to see.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Rating:Rated PG for language and sensuality
Starring: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Michael Constantine, Lainie Kazan, Andrea Martin, Joey Fatone.
Directed By:Joel Zwick

Final Grade:

. Tula is a young girl from an absurd Chicago family. Her father is obsessed with his Greek heritage, and brags that he can link any word in the English language back to its Greek roots. But when Tula meets a young, suave professor named Ian Miller, Tula leaves her Greek family traditions and begins taking college courses. The new leaf she turns over also sparks a budding romance between her and the dashing young professor, Ian. But when the romance leads to marriage, she has to find a way to inform her family about her Non-Greek husband to be and Ian must prove that he can fit in with the Tula’s absurd family’s lifestyle.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding is what I would call yet another overdone romantic comedy. It has a simplistic down-home plot. The same plot we have seen time and time before, unpopular girl meets cute guy, they fall in love, and then the family has to approve. Haven’t we seen this before? I know we have. Then why exactly are critics calling it the “sleeper hit of the summer?” To be honest, I’m not sure how all the buzz caught on. Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but lots of “good films” are made each year and go unappreciated. Just because Tom Hanks produced this, doesn’t make it an instant hit in my mind. And just because it has paid for itself tenfold already (172 million +) doesn’t mean that I am going to jump on the bandwagon and tell everyone how great this film really is.

Sure, there were enjoyable parts to the film and it had some good things going for it. One thing I liked was the fact that a film that so many people are watching isn’t drawing its crowd by casting the big names. No where did we find the likes of DeNiro, or Witherspoon or any Hollywood heroes and heroines in the credits (besides Tom Hanks, but he doesn’t count). I’d say there was one star in it, NSYNC star Joey Fatone but I don’t consider him an actor. The film stood alone without the big paycheck cast, and it relied on a simplistic yet well-written plot. No where did we have to deal with bad cameos, extremely sub-par dialogue, or even an absurd Meet the Parents style humor. My Big Fat Greek Wedding relied on natural human behavior as humor. Colorful characters such as a father who’s Greek pride can derive anyone insane, a grandmother no one can understand, and a cousin and his wife who do nothing but argue. They kept it simple, and it worked. We never had to deal with stupidity such as spray painting a cat, lie detector tests, and Robert DeNiro to make it a “good film.”

Unfortunately like I stated earlier, this is a film that has been done time and time again. This is the romantic comedy that if you had extra money you would cast Meg Ryan as the lead, make Jack Black her annoying cousin and get Hugh Grant to be the loveable professor. As a director from that point on you could just walk away and let the cameras roll. Why say that do you ask? Simply stated, it’s done before, you don’t need a script for this type of film, everyone just follows along like a dog on a leash because we all know the outcome. I could carry on, and point out things about the acting, but instead of going into an in depth analysis of each of the actors, I decided it would be much easier to sum it up in this way, I was impressed with the cast of the film overall. Each of them played out their roles impressively (including Fatone, even though I don’t want to admit it). However, I think the acting impressed me because I didn’t know the actors. Had they had been big names, I would have trashed on them a mediocre job, it’s funny how that works.

So is My Big Fat Greek Wedding worth all that hype? Of course not and few films in the world are. Sure, it’s a good film, but must I say it again, it’s been done before. We’ve seen it time and time again and just once I want to see something new from a romantic comedy. I’m not going to tell you to follow the lemming like crowds to box offices and support this film, but I am not encouraging you to run away from it screaming either. My final verdict on this one is split. My Big Fat Greek Wedding can be seen as a Big Fat Pile of Crap or A Big Fat Feel Good Flick. My gut tells me to embrace the feel-good fun and enjoy, but all in all it’s just a cutesy flick that’s way over hyped.

John Q

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Anne Heche
Directed By: Nick Cassavetes
Rated: Rated PG-13 for violence, language and intense thematic elements

Final Grade:

John Q is the story of a father,who will give anything to save his son. His son is dying and in need of a heart transplant, but his insurance won’t cover it. After selling everything, and doing whatever it takes to make ends meet, the hospital tells him he still does not have enough. So, John takes matters into his own hands. He takes the hospital’s emergency room hostage until the doctors agree to perform the operation on his son.

John Q was probably one of the more promising movies that came out this weekend. It lacks war and patriotism, which is flooding the box offices these days. In fact if anything it teaches you that our very own American Medical staff, may not be what it seems. The movie, logically is highly unlikely, and John would have never stood a chance, in real life, yet very entertaining. Robert Duvall plays a wonderful role as a grouchy old man/police officer. Its like a flashback to the days of him in Falling Down. James Woods, as a crazed doctor, you can’t go wrong with that, and Denzel plays a wonderful role as well. Medically, it is impossible, but its the type of movie that would keep you very entertained. It was no where near the caliber of movie as a Beautiful Mind was, I don’t expect any great awards for the film, but It is worth the money to go check out. So if you get a chance, head to the box offices, and give the new Denzel Flick a chance. Chances are, you’ll be glad you did.

Editor’s Note: Later on I realized this review is full of crap and I would not give this film more than a D when I was more awake, and after I had seen it for a second time….

Crossroads

A Film Review By Jason L. King

Starring:Britney Spears, Taryn Manning, Dan Aykroyd
Directed By:Tamra Davis
Rated: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and brief teen drinking

Final Grade:

When I was younger, my father always told me to do whatever I wanted to do, to follow my dreams and blah blah blah, you get the idea. And then one day all of my friends an I decided that after graduation we would unbury the time capsule that we burried in a backyard as children. Inside the capsule there were things that we had put in to remind us of our future, and our wonderful friendship. Wait, NO. None of that happened, I was just trying to fill space and relate the movie to my life like the Toons Guy.

Brittany Spears finds her way to the silver screen, trying to show off that she too, like many other pop singers can act. She plays the part of Lucy, the super smart girl that stayed home every weekend and studied and was sweet and innocent in High school. Her friends since elementary have each gone their separate ways, but after Graduation, they dig up an old time capsule, and decide to follow those dreams they made wherever they take them. Their journey ends up leading them to Hollywood, where they learn more about each other than they can ever imagine.

Sounds wonderful right? Actually no. I spent half the movie trying to get over the bad acting, and the other half trying to figure out why a sweet and innocent girl dressed like such a whore. You can’t help but want to mock the movie all together, and you feel sorry for Dan Ackroyd, who plays Brittany’s Father. Something tells me that wasn’t a good career move for him. Crossroads is the type of movie that will make every teen girl go insane. They will laugh, they will cry, they will laugh again…and again and again. (Probably because Teen Girls do stuff like that.) All I can say is that the so called original script was complete crap, the acting was horrible, and anytime they were able to give Brittany the chance to Lip sync they did.

Way back in the day, I had an appreciation for the sweet and innocent, and yes I will admit it, sexy Brittany Spears. Then she grew up tried to be trampier and to make matters worse, she decided she could act. This movie will attract and entertain 3 types of people. 1.)The giggly teen girls that drive everyone insane (hee hee). 2.) The Brittany spears loving girls, and 3.) The dirty old men. Well, I take that back it will attract 3 types of people, entertaining them, that’s a different story all together!

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